What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?